Saturday, August 11, 2012

'I Will not Drive' Singalong

Hawk that phlegm and sing along with me. To the tune of, Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive", of course.

Not once was I was afraid
Nor was I petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without gears by my side
But then I jumped so many lights
So many turns were so wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to chug along

And now they're back
Taking up space
End to end, rear to rear
Those cars just get into my face
I should have changed that stupid lane
I should have gone and had that pee
If I had known for just one second
you'd cut in front of me

Go on now I'll crash your door
Don't turn around now
Because I'm beyond caring anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to overtake me
Did you think my bumper would crumble
Did you think my engine would die
Oh no, not I
I will not drive
Oh as long as i know how to shove
I know cabs keep me alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got a brain like a sieve
and I'll not drive
I will not drive (hey-hey)

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